With the NFL draft scheduled to go off this weekend at Radio City Music Hall in New York City, football fans have plenty to be excited about. But as the first round gives way to the second and you realize you have over an hour until your team picks next, here's a little bit of fun you can have to divert yourself and kick the boredom blues. There are five types of women that attend the NFL Draft. See if you can spot them:
2. Possibly spotted tailgating prior to the draft on the sidewalk of 6th Ave.
3. Easily recognized by the onslaught of drunken cheers / rants which will occur throughout each and every one of her team's selections.
2. Possibly spotted nodding off in the balcony or on her iPhone, complaining to her girlfriend about how her "Die Hard Sports Fan" took her to the NFL draft instead of Hairspray.
3. Will be looking at her watch every few minutes, counting down the seconds until she can leave Radio City.
2. Possibly spotted comforting and consoling her guy when he falls from his expected draft position.
3. Easily distinguishable from "Gold-Digging Girlfriend" (see below), due to her simple hair cut, basic pair of jeans and her genuine smile when Draftee gets selected.
2. Bawling when her son is drafted and receives the requisite comfort from the draftee's proud and beaming father.
3. Says the rosary while she impatiently waits to hear her son's name called.
2. Spotted cursing and ranting when her man falls from his expected draft position.
3. Easily recognized by her gratuitous on camera close-ups.
Rebecca is a New York based entertainment and intellectual property attorney, an agressive fantasy player and an avid Knicks and Jets fan. Got a question for Answer Gal? E-mail her at: answergal@fantasysportsupdate.com
DIE HARD FANS
1. Usually dressed in a Sports Fans' "Sunday best", face paint and all.2. Possibly spotted tailgating prior to the draft on the sidewalk of 6th Ave.
3. Easily recognized by the onslaught of drunken cheers / rants which will occur throughout each and every one of her team's selections.
DIE HARD FANS WIFE
1. Wearing her normal garb.2. Possibly spotted nodding off in the balcony or on her iPhone, complaining to her girlfriend about how her "Die Hard Sports Fan" took her to the NFL draft instead of Hairspray.
3. Will be looking at her watch every few minutes, counting down the seconds until she can leave Radio City.
DRAFTEE'S GIRLFRIEND / WIFE
1. Typically wearing her man's college jersey. 2. Possibly spotted comforting and consoling her guy when he falls from his expected draft position.
3. Easily distinguishable from "Gold-Digging Girlfriend" (see below), due to her simple hair cut, basic pair of jeans and her genuine smile when Draftee gets selected.
DRAFTEE'S MOTHER
1. Usually sitting behind the wives / girlfriends. 2. Bawling when her son is drafted and receives the requisite comfort from the draftee's proud and beaming father.
3. Says the rosary while she impatiently waits to hear her son's name called.
GOLD DIGGERS
1. Wearing her best Gucci handbag, with hair and makeup perfect for the camera. 2. Spotted cursing and ranting when her man falls from his expected draft position.
3. Easily recognized by her gratuitous on camera close-ups.
Rebecca is a New York based entertainment and intellectual property attorney, an agressive fantasy player and an avid Knicks and Jets fan. Got a question for Answer Gal? E-mail her at: answergal@fantasysportsupdate.com
