Answer Gal tackles these difficult everyman questions in this, her first installment:

In my fantasy football league, everyone chips in for a trophy to give the winner and I just won. Where can I display my hard-earned football title in the house without irking my wife?

Assuming this trophy is not overly gaudy or a monstrous eyesore (how upset are your friends that they didn't win?), I don't think your wife will make a huge stink about where you want to show it off. That being said, be careful not to overstep your boundaries. I'm sure it would be harder for her to adjust to your victory if you displayed the trophy on her night table.

You do, however, want everyone in the world to be able to bask in your glory and bow down to your greatness, so you could consider replacing the flying lady hood ornament on your Rolls…or getting the trophy attached to a gold-plated chain. Bling, bling!

However, I think the best place to display this memento of your slaughter is right next to your 50-inch flatscreen TV. That way, when your friends come over to watch the game, they can have another constant reminder of how freaking awesome you are...
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