You've got questions; Answer Gal has you covered. She'll do everything short of showing off her hoohas in this, her Super Bowl edition.
My husband and I are throwing a Super Bowl party and we have very different ideas of what this party should be like, from decorations to food to guests. Should I stand my ground and attempt to throw this party with a little class or should I let him have this one?
Consider these hallmark moments from recent history:
Pedophile, convicted felon and racist, Robert Kleinschmidt, attacked his wife for having a miscarriage that ultimately ruined his Super Bowl party. Illinois native Colleen Pavelka recently induced labor so that her husband would not have to miss a minute of the Bears-Saints NFC Championship Game. And, towards the end the most boring Super Bowl in many people's recent memories, party host, wife and mother of two Jennifer Sanders decided to breathe life into her seemingly lackluster party by baring her breasts to all her party guests.
The moral of the story: don't mess with a man and his football, unless you are showing your breasts.
Ask yourself, "How much of a fanatic is my husband?" Men can be very serious when it comes to sports. Assuming that your husband isn't from Crazy Town, you should still play it safe and let him have this one. Women tend to monopolize every holiday, from Valentine's Day to Christmas to Fourth of July. This is his holiday.
That being said, you can definitely class up his version of a Super Bowl party. Try pint glasses instead of keg cups and dishes instead of paper plates and voila, instant soiree.
Rebecca is a New York based entertainment and intellectual property
attorney, an agressive fantasy player and an avid Knicks and Jets fan. Got
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