There are rotisserie heroes and fantasy goats. But some performances are so ugly, egregious or plain perplexing that it begs the refrain: What the F--k! Here is Update's seriously twisted moment this week.

OK, UPDATE! is getting a little Andy Rooney here. Maybe you didn't see a problem with it, but UPDATE! recoiled in disappointment on Super Sunday when respected journalist Bob Schieffer sold out and turned "Face the Nation" into just another Super Bowl promo for the network. It's one thing to make the Super Bowl the centerpiece of "The Early Show." But "Face the Nation?" Instead of taking on powerful politicos and dissecting weighty issues, Schieffer relocated to Miami and interviewed CBS sportscasters Dan Marino and Phil Simms. Sure, NFL commish Roger Goodell also made an appearance. But seriously, Bob, WTF! Leave the pre-game to ESPN and stick to what you do best, even at the risk of looking out of step with the rest of the network.