There are rotisserie heroes and fantasy goats. But some performances are so ugly, egregious or plain perplexing that it begs the refrain: What the F--k! Here is Update’s seriously twisted moment this week.

Shame on you, Denver Broncos. Pity the fools in Cincinnati. Fate shines on thee, Kansas City. Of the three teams vying for the final AFC Wild Card, the least likely playoff team was the Chiefs. Fate and inept play intervened. The Broncos dropped a 26-23 overtime loss at home to the mediocre San Francisco 49ers in the regular season finale. The decision to play rookie Jay Cutler down the stretch resulted in plenty of growing pains, including a third-quarter interception return for a touchdown against the 49ers. The Bengals lost their final three games, highlighted by a 23-17 loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers where Jeff Reed booted the tying field goal with 1:03 left and Ben Roethlisberger ripped the heart out of the Bengals with his 67-yard touchdown strike to Santonio Holmes in OT. That cleared the way for the Chiefs, who started the season 0-2, win and get in. WTF!